(Recently amended: “until further notice.”)

Please excuse Alice. She hasn’t been feeling well and it seems to get worse when she encounters people or leaves the house. She has grief, but has also been hit with PMS and a sinus infection.

She feels like hell—double hell because she feels like hell for feeling like hell.

We’ve got her doing all of her homework—the reading & writing, poetry & prayer—from her bed.

If you have any questions, please address: Dr. Midol, Mr. Neti Pot, Mother Nature, or God.

This should suffice as permission for Alice to not report to anyone until she does.

Signed, Her Angels